Settling On a "Find Your Bliss" Decal For Your Workplace Water Bottle Because It Was Easier To Find Than a More Accurate "Find Yourself Trapped in Debt, Emotionally Stilted, And Suffering From Unconquerable Substance Abuse Issues" Decal.

Vowing To Never Again Get Extremely High On Drugs Because They Make All the Anxiety, Stress, And Neuroses You Use To Define Your Whole Persona Vanish and You'd Rather Avoid That Trauma Than Deal With the Prospect of a Life Free From Mental Anguish.

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Dear Christian Girl, Pt. 2

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Dear Christian Girl, Pt. 1

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"How to Properly Break Down a Cardboard Box for the Community Dumpster" and Other Classes I Can Teach the Oblivious Grown Adults in My Gated Community.

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A New Kind of Selfie Stick That Is a Prescription for Anti-Anxiety Medication and Instructions for Asking Passerby to Take Your Photo.

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Please Get a Hobby That Doesn't Interfere With My Ability to Effectively Run Errands on Saturday.

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Are You Overweight Because You're Into Doom Metal or Are You Into Doom Metal Because You're Overweight?

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Repetitive Brain Trauma and Other Fun Things to Do When You're in Your Twenties.

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Learning to Understand the Difference Between Sexual Abuse and Sexual Ab Use.

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