david lynch is dead, my cats are hungry… and it’s too late to buy wine

I Try Not to Think About Death and Cats… but Old Habits Die Hard

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

So Glad You’re Dead Now… I Know You Poisoned a Cat in High School

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

you can dance to this song… even if you’re still mourning the death of your cat

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

hope i’ll die surrounded by my cats… i have 55 cats

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

i’m going to die fat and poor… but my cats are beautiful

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

Cats Don’t Give a Shit About Your Techno Songs… but Sorry Your Mother Died

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

don’t tell penis jokes to a dying cat… fucking weirdo

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

Suzie Didn’t Love Cats and Now She’s Dead… Good for That Bitch

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City

i buried a cat today… so don’t ask me if i’m okay

Crazy Cat Lady in New York City