I survived the highly deadly never before seen Waffle House laser circumsition glory hole. My so called "doctor" left with $40, and a new hair cut too. We both got one hell of a line up.

I Be Leavin' Constructive Criticism In The Pornhub Comment Section

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Four Beers Deep You'll Catch Me Eating A Fucking Homunculus

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The Only Subwoofer I Give A Shit About Is My Furry Boyfriend In A Collar

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Summoning The Shrek Diarrhea Jizz Demon

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Shittin' Strait Human Remains In The V Tuber Meet And Greet Portajohn

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The po-po police tried to pat me down for anything that could stick or poke them, and also drugs. They found my wicked awesome boner instead, and drugs too. Needless to say they DID find something that could poke them.

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Danger please do not feed the hoes drugs

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Using my PTO to attend the 24 hour Charlie Kirk Vr Fortnite memorial

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I piss loud, hard, and wide in an attempt to confuse the opposition

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