Captcha Asked Me to Select All Traffic Lights and Then Judged My Entire Existence

Firewall Blocked the Update and Asked If I Trusted Myself Enough to Continue

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Tried to Save Before the Boss Room and Realized the Game Had Other Plans

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Second Band Equipped a New Weapon for Style and Learned It Had the Worst Moveset Imaginable

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The Help Desk Ticket Got Escalated So Many Times It Reached Raid Difficulty

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Found a Shortcut That Only Became Useful After We No Longer Needed It

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Tried to Lure One Enemy Away and Accidentally Invited the Whole Room

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Opening Band Took the Scenic Route and Accidentally Discovered the Hardest Area in the Game

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Clicked the Wrong Server Region and Suddenly My Ping Became a Lifestyle Choice

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The Installer Froze at Ninety Nine Percent Like It Wanted a Dramatic Final Phase

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